Watching porn when you’re in a relationship is just another way of cheating with your woman. Would you like it if you found your girlfriend watching a naked man? I don’t think so. You may not be doing it with a different girl but you are looking at a different girl’s body. Remember when you promised her you won’t cheat on her with other girls? Remember when you said she’s the only girl you’ll ever look at? Respect her and give her loyalty even when she’s not around.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words.
Well, that’s ironic, isn’t it?
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonstrolsesq-“
Patient:
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If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.
I HATE THESE!!!!! >:|
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- boy: hi
- me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
